Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker und keine Eier.

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren.
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten.

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter:
"Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim"

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier.

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier.

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Step by step glitching guide:

1. Create a beat, export to WAV.
2. Import WAV into an audio editing program, like Soundforge or Audacity.
3. Cut and paste bits of the beat in cool sounding places, randomly.
4. Use things like pitch shifters, delay, timestretching and reverse to make it sound evne more badass.
5. Import back into multitracker, loop.
6. ??????
7. Profit

(Just testing new journal update code!)

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I no longer have the resources to support this browser (IE 6) since I upgraded to Vista and it's becoming more and more difficult for me to locate machines with version 6 (Even most XP machines are running version 7 now!). What this means is while I will try my best to write code that -should- work in IE 6, I cannot test it, and thus it should be considered an unsupported browser.

Current supported browsers:

Firefox 2+
Opera 9+
Internet Explorer 7
Safari 3+

PS: If anyone has got access to IE 6 and knows their way around HTML and CSS, let me know!

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I'm alive!

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Curious as to what the hell we do around here?

We've set up a blog that we should remember to post to so you know what's up:

http://dmusicdevelopment.blogspot.com/

Steps to report a bug:

First:

Check if your problem has already been reported. Any administrator will be able to tell you this.

Second:

Make sure you can reproduce your bug reliably and accurately. Note down the steps you took before the bug happened.

Third:

Submit report to the helpdesk. If your ticket is closed without a response you can assume it's been placed in the queue to be fixed.


Use this template when submitting reports to allow easier organization (and a quicker fix time)

Example:

Short description:

File manager calculating remaining space incorrectly

Steps to reproduce

1. Went to the filemanager
2. Clicked "Upload track"
3. Track was 3 MB in size, I have 65 MB free on my account but I was told I was out of space!

Client details:

Include here any details about your computer, OS and Browser you think are relevant. Also any security software running that might interfere with the communication between your browser and DMusic.

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